Admit That You’re A Scavenger

Neighborhood makes this shirt that has vultures printed on it because they want you to finally admit that you're a scavenger. It's okay to give way to the fact that you're the one in the group that raises their hand last to pay for the tab and has no qualms whatsoever about taking the last Popsicle from the box in the freezer. The world needs assholes. But for real, this shirt is actually pretty, reasonably, moderately cool. I've exhausted most of my bird knowledge though, so I'm gonna have to wrap this up pretty soon. Um, ravens are supposedly crazy smart and falcons can fly at, like, 150 miles per hour or some crazy shit. Okay, that's all I got.

  • THE INFAL

    STEP YOUR GAME UP FOUR PINS YOUVE ALREADY COVERED A SIMILAR GARMENT IN AN OFFWHITE HUE.

    GEEZ