Flex On Your Co-Workers

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Everyone come see how good these new Adidas ZX Fluxes look. As Adidas continues its efforts to match the cool factor of Nike, the ZX Flux seems to be the one model everyone can agree is extremely fucking lit. While the original colorways gained some traction amongst sneaker enthusiasts, this new "8000 weave" is the most fire. This white and black colorway is some Ladder 49 shit. You ain't putting this fire out anytime soon. There's something about a simple sneaker in a universally great colorway that gets my jimmies all rustled. I have a very premature boner for these to arrive at my desk from our mail guy. Receiving packages at your desk is, like, in the top five things in existence. You receive something (hopefully) dope and get to flex on all your co-workers with terrible taste. The worst thing though is when the mail guy is walking around with a huge box and isn't 100% sure where to take it. Then you play out the scenario in your mind that you might have won the Publisher's Clearing House or something, even though you definitely never signed up for it. Then he finally figures out where it goes and it's not for you and walks away. You might as well just fucking go home at that point. The day is over. But yo, back to these kicks, you don't even need the Publisher's Clearing House prize money for these things because they're $90. If you can't splash $90 at the drop of a hat, I think you're on the wrong site.