A Beacon Of Good Taste

If you order this Our Legacy jacket from Tres Bien you WILL get that cute mailroom chick’s number. Think about all the lame shit that your coworkers are ordering on a daily basis. She’s sorting through piles of PetMeds and 1-800 Contacts and then, all of a sudden, like a beacon of good taste, this box from some Swedish store with a French name pops up and she notices—oh man, does she notice. Strong looks aside, the jacket has the added bonus of being unconstructed and water repellent. That’ll come in real handy once she figures out you’re the type of dick who games girls into dates by getting rare wears shipped to the office. Let that drink thrown directly into your grill roll right off your soft shoulder.