$900 Fake New Balances

You know what’s even cooler than $100 New Balances? $900 fake New Balances, that what. It’s like Hender Scheme has taken Canal Street bootlegging to a whole new level with their sneakers that are actually probably closer to proper shoes. The only problem with Hender Scheme sneakers are the fact that everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, will think they’re super fucking dope. You'll inevitably be asked you where you got them and for how much. And then you have to admit you spent almost a fucking grand on a pair of New Balances that aren’t even New Balances.

  • Andy

    huh.

  • yymilo

    fuck you jon moy.

  • FilleyOfSole

    Use their questions as an opportunity to flex and discuss minimalism?

  • Sir

    lmaoooooooooooooooo