The 9 Circles Of #Menswear Hell

Sup, you fuckin' mortals? When life finally logs you out due to inactivity, you’ll either be whisked away to #Menswear Heaven on the smelted down, crepe sole wings of angels or flung headlong through the infernal keyhole to #Menswear Hell. #Menswear Hell abides by it’s own rules: no gods, no masters. The #menswear legacy you left behind on earf determines what special punishment you’re subjected to for all of time. Doesn’t that sound like the brie’s cheese? If you haven’t yet read Dante’s Inferno—as I’m sure all you Kindle-having pariahs have meant to—spoilers abound.

Rick Morrison is a writer living in North Carolina. Follow him on Twitter here.

  • Fawaz

    Interesting read. I like how the writers on here don’t take themselves too seriously

  • Fresh360

    Entertaining…I know a few people in a living #menswear hell now lol

  • huh

    Thought this would be funnier.

  • Dave s

    Genuinely funny!