A $750 Leather Skateboard You Can Hang On Your Wall LOL

Please buy this Buscemi leather skateboard to hang on your wall. If you buy $750 leather skateboards we NEED to be best friends. I HAVE SO MANY GOOD IDEAS ON HOW TO WASTE YOUR MONEY. I MEAN, OUR MONEY. We could buy shark boats and drugs and just generally Scrooge McDuck this whole fucking planet. I’ll even let you dive into the gold coins first. And then one day, we’ll be in Berlin, just spending loot, and you’ll be like, "Hey, do you want a leather skateboard too?" And I’ll be like, “Hahaha! How about NEVER?” And then our friendship will start a slow crumble, but it’ll be okay.

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