$630 Subtle

The Albacore is as subtle as a shirt from visvim is gonna get. And by subtle, I mean it costs $630. Talk about an awesome amount of money for what from the front looks like a pretty standard shirt. But it's totally worth it. I mean, it has to be or everything that I've ever stood for is a lie. Can you even imagine what it feels like to wear a six hundred dollar shirt? Please, whatever you do, fight the urge to have your mom sew teardrop shaped patches on your JCPenney plaid elbows. BECAUSE THEN YOU AND YOUR MOM WOULD BE BOOTLEGGERS!

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  • Fire Jon

    Shitty ass article

  • Dave s

    I’m bummed because i’ve always enjoyed your writing Jon, and now I know that everything you’ve stood for is a lie.

  • Mediawhore

    I seriously don’t understand why you always act as if six hundred dollars for a shirt is particularly expensive…

  • Ridoy

    Fresh but too fucking expensive