Shit like this makes me want to straight eject my whole everything from this clothing shit forever. Even as the well-documented President of the Kanye West Stan Worldwide Fan Club according to Four Pins commenters, I can't even cope with the level of terribleness here. Called the "All Falls Down Polo," what you have before you is a pink Ralph Lauren polo with a mustard stain on it meant to look exactly like the pink joint Kanye ruins in the "All Falls Down" video. I love that song and I love that video, but who the fuck is buying this shit? Good luck explaining to your friends why you're wearing a shirt that looks like it has puke on it. In actuality, this is so bad that if I saw someone wearing it I might actually vom all over them. I mean, it's not like this is even the actual polo from the video and it's still $400 ("Man I spent 400 bucks on this"), so it's not like you can frame it for novelty purposes or whatever. This is just fucking dumb.
A $400 Polo With A Stain On It Just Like Kanye In The "All Falls Down" Video
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