20 Practical Clothing Innovations Menswear Needs

Menswear is a constantly moving organism. It's changing, adapting and evolving. And there's always room for new innovation. Every day thousands of entrepreneurs try to make it in this highly competitive fashion warzone, and most fail.

Personally, I'd like to think of myself as an entrepreneur. I've seen Blow, like, easily four times and I talked with this dude at a Denny's urinal who I'm pretty sure was Mark Zuckerberg, so I've got the credentials. If we're being frank, one time I sold a fifth of Jack Daniels to a pregnant lady at a Tom Petty concert. Okay, phew. It feels great to finally got that off my chest.

In my spare time, I dabble in inventing game changing menswear innovations. Ahead, you will find my list of 20 practical clothing innovations menswear should consider embracing. I'd have to say that my list is...I mean, is "fashion zeitgeist shattering" too strong? Well, I guess you'll just have to decide for yourself.

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.

  • Nerd

    the tag says “humor” but this just made me mad go to hell matt rimmer

    • WAVY

      Not sure if he’s really to blame or if he ALWAYS get the shitty assignments. Regardless, his stuff is consistently garbage.

  • conhnore

    dual*

  • #TREATYOSELF

    This could easily be the ideas of a certain Tom Haverford aka T-Mobile.

  • http://pittalo.tumblr.com/ pittalo

    Aren’t all FP posts #humor?

  • Rasssl

    Now we know Matt has 4 and a half inch penis