$11 For A Juice With No Booze

These Reigning Champ shorts are technical as fuck. Two layers? A water resistant outer and a cozy terry inner layer? Wear these with those cool ass running leggings all the kids are wearing these days and you will have the futuristic aerobics instructor look down. And make sure you work them into a photo with those fresh, new Nikes that you've yet to wear outside of your bedroom and that FuelBand you've yet to use to, um, track your fuel. If you're really about that life an expensive juice might even make it's way into the frame. Seriously, juice is bespoke and heritage and artisanal now too. GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS, $11 FOR A JUICE AND IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ANY BOOZE MIXED IN IT? I’M DONE WITH SOCIETY. *logs out forever*

  • Dave s

    Only $135 too.

  • Dave s

    Yep. If they were a little bit uglier, they’d be $200. So yeah, I guess since so many ugly high priced clothes are featured on this blog, these are actually about the ugliest you can get for only $135.

  • Dave s

    Yep. A little uglier and these would be $200. And since so many of the clothes on this blog are high priced and ugly, these are about as ugly as you can get for $135. That’s a bargain. You could get the same pair at Kmart for $9 but they’d be better looking and that makes these a real bargain. Make sense?