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Fri, 08.22.14 at 12:13pm

In wartime it is crucial to know when to advance and when to retreat, playboys. I will keep this short and sweet since there is simply nothing left for me to explain about this situation to those of your who...


Death By Seasoning

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Fri, 08.22.14 at 11:55am

You know what I fucking hate, dawgies? You gameless motherfucks. Nah, but seriously? When *apparel* stores stock stupid, artsy home furnishings. THAT IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WAS A GAMELESS MOTHERFUCK LIKE YOU! End really know what’s up....


Underground Visionaries Fall/Winter 2014 Is Long And Strong

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Fri, 08.22.14 at 11:31am

Underground Visionaries F/W 14 got me hitting that Ludacris “yeek yeek woop woop” flow off “Get Back.” The Los Angeles-based brand came through with a culturally-inspired lookbook for the colder months. Though, knowing myself with that long “Thobe” robe thing (basically...

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Discovering Patagonia For The First Time

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Fri, 08.22.14 at 11:13am

I am a HUGE fan of Patagonia’s classic Snap-T hoodie. The first time I discovered the ever springing well of greatness that is Pataguccinelli, I was a freshman in high school. My school had us all go on a spiritual...


The Thom Browne Fall/Winter 2014 Lookbook Is, Um, A Lot of Things

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Fri, 08.22.14 at 10:36am

Thom Browne is eternally one of the brands in the fashion world that I want to fit me, but never will. I’m too tall and lanky (and broke). But, again and again, I see his stuff online and begin to...


Too Stressed To Be Blessed

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Fri, 08.22.14 at 10:18am

I’ve started to be able to evaluate my stress levels by how many drafts are in my email inbox. Right now, I have seven drafts, so I have seven works in progress: An article I’ve been pitching around, half an...


An Acceptance Speech Upon Copping Fire Jawnz

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Fri, 08.22.14 at 9:34am

Geez. Okay. Um. I seriously was not expecting this *reaches into pocket, pulls out folded up piece of paper, clears throat*. Honestly, I’m still in shock. Wow. Just wow. I cannot believe how fortunate I am to be in this...


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See Nike’s Historic “Genealogy Of Innovation” In Under Two Minutes

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Thu, 08.21.14 at 5:32pm

Nike, man, Nike. So innovative. Everything the company does makes headlines. But what I think a lot of people forget is just how long the brand has been around and just how far the technology in the footwear space has...


Dating At The Whole Foods Prepared Foods Section

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Thu, 08.21.14 at 4:05pm

This Universal Works Bakers jacket is made from some sort of fabric called “Locco.” I don’t know what the fuck a Locco is, but I have a feeling it has nothing to do with getting a little crazy. I mean,...


Real Heads Know About Stussy Fall/Winter 2014

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Thu, 08.21.14 at 3:41pm

Stussy feels like a “real heads know” situation. Because I have never, and likely will never, qualify as a “real head,” I don’t know much about Stussy. However, I do know they’re a big deal (miss me with that bullshit...


Maia Brings Nepal To FairEnds

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Thu, 08.21.14 at 2:55pm

My favorite hat company in the fucking universe, FairEnds, just teamed up with Maia Ruth Lee for these Nepali fabric caps. They are dope because Maia sourced the fabric in Kathmandu so this shit’s the real deal. She’s a true...


Meet “The Most Photographed Man In New York” (Spoiler Alert: He Sucks)

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Thu, 08.21.14 at 2:06pm

I’m not exactly sure what the point of this NYT story is, but, then again, I’m never really all that sure about any NYT story in the Styles section. Apparently, homeboy “Di Mondo” (which means “of the world,” his real name is...


An Ode To An Old Hustle

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Thu, 08.21.14 at 1:31pm

An old bard has knocked on the city gates once again after being exiled in the past due to extreme fuckery. One hears that the old bard goes by the name of Lupe Fiasco and this time around returns with...


Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Cuffs

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Thu, 08.21.14 at 1:10pm

What the actual fuck, Nanamica? Jesus Christ guys, these pants define nxt lvl. They’re dress pants meets joggers. But they’re the type of pants only dudes on the shorter end of the spectrum can pull off. If you’re too tall...


Passing Along Bad Taste

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Thu, 08.21.14 at 12:23pm

Every time I write about sneakers I get filled with this existential dread that Schlossman will turn to Skylar and be like, “Yo Bergl, check out this fucking piece of garbage sneaker Moy picked.” And then Bergl will turn to...