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Navigating A Corn Maze Of Death

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Wed, 08.13.14 at 11:59am

Burlap, for all its utilitarian uses, is a really fucking uncomfortable fabric. I mean, you use it to haul around potatoes and shit and then repurpose it for sack races every time you head out to the country with your...


Swagless Sheep With Zero Personality

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Wed, 08.13.14 at 11:31am

Alexander McQueen, with all the skulls and crossbones, is not exactly the “people’s brand.” But every once in a while, even the worst brands come through with a banger or two. This season, McQueen rolled up on the murder-out footwear...


The Time Is Right Now: How John Elliott Turned Perspective Into Progress

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Wed, 08.13.14 at 9:17am

A kid from San Francisco becomes the best new menswear designer in America....

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The Politically Correct Term For “Vibrator”

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 5:04pm

Fair warning, if you Google “The Gigi” like I did to find out more information, a few of the top hits pertain to the world’s apparently #1 selling “personal massager,” specifically engineered to find the, well, G-spot. We all know...


Shout Out To Dolly Parton

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 4:15pm

08Sircus has a game-changingly weird name, but at this stage in the game, pointing out weird brand names is like pointing out dudes that are moderately uncomfortable in social situations milling about SoHo while wearing huaraches. But, sticking with the...


Levi’s Made & Crafted Fall/Winter 2014 Might Just Convince You To Move

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 3:49pm

How many different lines does Levi’s actually have? And which one is the best? That’s a trick question because nobody knows how deep the Levi’s sub-label conspiracy actually goes, and Levi’s Red is clearly the best. But Made & Crafted...


Self Edge Fall/Winter 2014 Makes The Proper Adjustments

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 3:08pm

Guys, I fucking love Self Edge. For real. Been down since day one. What was day one? I don’t even know anymore, but I believe it was when Self Edge NY opened up and Andrew Chen invited a bunch of...


The Inner Turmoil Of A Blogging Superstar

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 2:32pm

You know how sometimes your best friend can almost read your mind? Well, Robert Geller and I have finally transcended to that plane of friendship BECAUSE THESE OVERLONG PLAID SHIRTS ARE PRETTY MUCH MY DREAMS REIFIED. Robert Geller killed it...


Set It And Forget It

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 2:08pm

I’m sorry, Paul Smith, but with such a bland name it sounds like your product catalog should be full of button-downs, blazers and slacks despite that fact that you were knighted. Ah, but then I remember I’m thinking about Paul...


Metal Gear Solid Technology

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 1:33pm

At first, I bet you assholes thought that these Spiewak coats were pretty fucking suburban with the drab monotone and sensible pockets. WELL, LIKE MOST POSTS IN WHICH YOU AND I HAVE A DIALOGUE THAT I’VE WRITTEN BOTH SIDES FOR,...


Profound Aesthetic Has Much Better Gear Than It Does Emails

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 1:06pm

Yesterday, some dude named Nabil sent me the lamest email of all time. He told me he was happy to “e-meet” me and that he hoped we could “connect the dots.” I obviously had no idea what any of that...

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Hockey Sweaters Are On The Come Up

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 12:49pm

I’m not going to stop posting about Folk products until they send me something. So, if you take issue with all the Folk products I endorse, just email them and tell them to float me some product because at this...


What Your Favorite Online Shop Says About You

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 12:27pm

Besides the fact that it's physically impossible for you to save any money, of course....


Allergic To Everything But Womenswear

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 12:03pm

Yo, do you pussies ever wear girl’s clothes? Me neither. That’s a lie, actually. I own several femaile designated garments and I even know my size (I’m a US 12 lol). And this hella dope Y-3 3 stripes shirt is...


Take A Tour Of Tommy Hilfiger’s Ridiculous Miami Mansion

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Tue, 08.12.14 at 11:40am

Did you guys know that Four Pins has an architecture and interior design department? YUP. And I’m the official celebrity home tour correspondent. This week in completely imaginary, but totally plausible scenarios in which I spend the day with a...