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Negatively Affecting Illuminati Reputations

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Tue, 08.05.14 at 1:33pm

Holy shit, Our Legacy needs to fucking chill with all this heat. I’m gonna cop this jacket and wear it with joggers and then try and talk to Noah Johnson outside the two shows he attends during NYFW. Noah hates ...


Pockets For Your Personal Brand

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Tue, 08.05.14 at 1:12pm

A young rapscallion like yourself needs a white shirt. But not just any white shirt. Nah, you need one that dissociates you from your garbage persona without wasting a single word. This Folk shirt jacket does just that because, apparently, ...


Washed-Up Dance Instructors

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Tue, 08.05.14 at 12:55pm

I’m always really drawn to Acne basics. The only problem is that I’m neither a minimalist nor am I slim and sleek enough to really pull this shit off. All black ensembles always sound way doper than they are if ...


The Existentialism Of Buying Everything On Amazon

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Tue, 08.05.14 at 12:20pm

You can buy anything online. That is an equally completely terrifying and ridiculously convenient revelation. Last week, I bought a single light bulb on the Internet. It was $6.49. It arrived at my doorstep less than 36 hours later in ...

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Plot Twist: Your Girl’s Still Sobbing

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Tue, 08.05.14 at 11:52am

I was browsing the product page of these hella beautiful Nike Internationalists when my girl popped up over my shoulder like the clown from IT and spouted some garbage along the lines of, “Eww, they’re ugly.”  I was obviously quick ...


Looking Like Old People Breakfast

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Tue, 08.05.14 at 11:33am

It’s August and it’s hot, but not, like, too hot, ja feel? It’s been a pretty mild summer in New York #actually. Regardless, it’s not the heat that gets ya, it’s the humidity. You step outside and you’re soaked, not ...


Don’t Tweet For Me, I’m Already Dead

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Tue, 08.05.14 at 11:20am

Don’t tweet about me when I die. Don’t post weepy tributes on Facebook and tag all my friends. Don’t Instagram a picture of us together, laughing and carrying on, in a throwback Thursday to my waking life. I’m already dead, ...


Fashion’s Best Bods

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Tue, 08.05.14 at 10:46am

Ooooooooh weeeee! Nothing like a slideshow of fashion dudes to get you started on this beautiful Tuesday morning. The crew over at Style Dot Com did a little run through of “Fashion’s Best Bodies” and, because we’re super hetero, we ...


Canceling The Brit Milah

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Tue, 08.05.14 at 10:35am

Remember, like, 2 weeks ago when A.P.C KANYE dropped and all you fuccbois queued up in the torrid heat to cop that stupid fur parka? Only for it to still be in stock on pretty much every stockist’s website on ...


“Avant-Bland”: Fashion Reverts To Simplicity, But Why?

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Tue, 08.05.14 at 10:21am

Ah, I remember my first exposure to the fashionz. Oddly enough, it was through America’s Next Top Model. Do you recall those hazy Sunday afternoon marathons on VH1 in the mid 2000s or is that just me? The contestants were ...


Where The Sugar Mamas At?

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Mon, 08.04.14 at 5:30pm

I don’t know what’s wrong with you guys. You should just buy EG for the rest of your fucking lives. These band collar popovers are the Bees Knees™. Peep the details on the chest pockets. I want every single one ...


“Are Teen Boys The New Style Icons?” Asks Vogue

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Mon, 08.04.14 at 5:00pm

Vogue wants to know, “Are teen boys the new style icons?” And, as I am a very old boy, I must say, resoundingly, “NO!” because I am an old and the youth are destined to replace me and render all ...


Rappers Wearing Current Fashion, Illustrated

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Mon, 08.04.14 at 4:29pm

Over at Third Looks, Rocky Li and illustrator Rebel Yuth collaborated on a small collection of illustrations showing some of hip-hop’s superstars wearing the current collections from some of fashion’s hottest brands. We’re talking Future in Saint Laurent (logical) and Gucci ...


Editor Coat™

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Mon, 08.04.14 at 4:09pm

Guys, I’m still on my quest for an Editor Coat™. My goal for 2015 is to become an editor. Even if I have to start a struggle blog again just to call myself an editor I’m finna do it. Of ...


“Being A Dick”: A Comic About The Worst Shopping Experience Ever

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Mon, 08.04.14 at 3:45pm

Someone Else is apparently a digital menswear magazine or some shit. I don’t really know how the kids these days get their information. What I do know is that this website/magazine/blog/thing is featuring the Chicago store Independence and a comic ...