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The Perfect Shoes To Wear While Shmoney Dancing On A Hater’s Grave LMAO

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Fri, 08.01.14 at 12:40pm

Part of my job description requires me to write about a different pair of Margiela sneakers every single day, so here’s today’s allotment. I don’t know why the technical term for these shoes is “black skate sneaker.” These look more ...


M4M: Looking For Male Friendship On Craigslist (And Getting Sexually Harassed)

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Fri, 08.01.14 at 12:09pm

Keeping things strictly platonic. ...


Please, For The Love Of God, Don’t Fund The Bluetooth Snapback

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Fri, 08.01.14 at 11:21am

Wearable technology is going too far, man. It’s bad enough our email provider is out here trying to get us to narc on each other with corny glasses #staywoke. Obama really gotta speak on all this shit. Now we got ...


The Law Is On Your Side

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Fri, 08.01.14 at 10:37am

I’m an avowed atheist over here, but it’s always awkward when I get into a social circle of people that, even if aren’t super religious, say something offhand like “everything happens for a reason” or “it’s God’s plan.” It takes ...


The Official Nike Air Max Power Rankings

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Fri, 08.01.14 at 10:00am

Because every day is Air Max Day. ...


The Height Of Luxury (Is Not What You Think It Is)

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Thu, 07.31.14 at 5:37pm

Do you guys remember that Junya fishtail that dropped, like, forever ago? WOOO, THAT SHIT WAS FIRE FLAMEZ. Anyways, back then I was too poor to afford it. And now that CdG and Valstar teamed up to make this fishtail, ...


Net-A-Porter CEO Celebration Illustrates Our Miserable Existence

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Thu, 07.31.14 at 4:58pm

On July 9th, Net-A-Porter CEO Mark Sebba showed up to work on his 11th anniversary and, instead of a normal day at the office, the entire staff overwhelmed him with a congratulatory rehearsed flash mob while singing Aloe Blacc’s “The ...


Wood Wood’s Fall/Winter 2014 Lookbook Will Get You Mad Tumblr Notes

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Thu, 07.31.14 at 4:20pm

You’re probably gonna want to live near some mountains for this heat because Wood Wood’s F/W 14 lookbook just took a dump on all your city lovin’ dreams. Rock climbing is definitely the next trend. I can feel it in ...

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Blanco Buckets Get The Pool Party Poppin’

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Thu, 07.31.14 at 3:56pm

AXS Folk Technology has the most ridiculous name, but we always talk about that, so let’s just give it, like, half a bar and move onto to this white bucket hat. Do you guys remember when white parties were v ...


Hey Guys, Check It Out! Streetwear Is Back, Baby!

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Thu, 07.31.14 at 3:16pm

Dear reader, I’m not sure how often you’re on the Internet, but apparently the Fashion Journalism Industrial Complex™ has gotten together to decree that streetwear is, in fact, back, baby! You never would have guessed it, would you? Crazy, right? ...


No Euphemisms

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Thu, 07.31.14 at 2:36pm

You need more than one pair of boots. And two pairs of Timberlands don’t count. It’s cute that you just discovered Timbs, but, for real, they aren’t the only boot on the planet, my guy. Anyways, Wings + Horns just ...


Accentuate Your Dainty Wristicles

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Thu, 07.31.14 at 2:15pm

We aren’t The Watch Guys™. That would be Clymer tha gawd. I cannot tell you the merits or demerits of quartz movements or sapphire glass. I’ve had a $30 Timex with a faux gator strap for about as far as ...


Gold Chain Experience Points

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Thu, 07.31.14 at 1:54pm

Tim Coppens is one of those designers that I always list as one of my favorites when people ask me. FYI, no one ever asks me questions like that, but you have to have a few answers in the chamber ...


Funk Flex’s Favorite Pair of Lugz

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Thu, 07.31.14 at 1:44pm

Here for your daily flex are these $1,300 Yang Li cutaway single monk stompers. We know double monks are so 200 and late and you’re a trendsetter, so you can’t be bothered with some old shit. You’re decided #TeamEarly. But single ...


Needles Spring/Summer 2015 Helps You Take A Couple Personal Days

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Thu, 07.31.14 at 1:35pm

Peep the Needles S/S 15 sneak attack. Shit looks how I tried to dress for exactly one semester at college. I feel like I had just watched a lot of, like, Serpico and Three Days of the Condor and maybe, ...