What Your Favorite Wu-Tang Clan Member Says About You

The middle aged god Skip Class is back up in here once again to cook up some marvelous joints for you all to ponder with your mentals. Nah mean? When I'm not penning lavish scrolls and studying my various lessons your boy can be found dolo in Seattle—usually eating a sandwich, high as fuck on some coffee trying to think of ideas for pieces that aren't totally terribly terrible. It's not the most formal process, but that's just how your boy does it.  During my regular routine that allows me to whip up Pulitzer Prize winning journalism I remembered an old idea I had. I can't quite remember when, but around maybe, say, my early 20's I was 1000% convinced that you could sum up anybody's personality by who their favorite Wu-Tang member was. I know that sounds like some hilariously wild dumb shit, but I've found that more often than not this little theory of mine works out. They say you are who you surround yourself with or however that fortune cookie shit goes. And that may be true, but what my theory presupposes is that you are who you are based simply on which Killer Bee you fuck with the most heavy. Follow along as I distill this raw Wu personality science down to its purest molten lava form. Enter the personality test.

Skip Class is a writer living in Seattle. Read his blog here and follow him on Twitter here.

  • Guest

    Heyyy! this is cool!

  • http://www.facebook.com/devan.prithipaul Devan Prithipaul

    This is awesome! im definitely Raekwon, enjoying the finer things in life while staying out of trouble!

  • http://twitter.com/MadRapperX The Mad Rapper X

    ODB : u r a white person who has rarely/never interacted with a black person

    • smh

      or u r a really really cool black person

  • Themediabull

    Most overrated rap collaborative of all times

    • http://twitter.com/phillyguerrilla phillyguerrilla

      You are a complete moron who probably licks the sweat off Lil Wayne’s ball sack.

      • Themediabull

        I actually see why you would go there, but it´s kind of a lazy assumption to make – not to creative it´s been done way too many times. Lil Wayne sucks 100x times more – take it easy.

        Listen, there are great history in hip hop. J Dilla and Rakim was the kings and it all went downhill from there. I´m just telling you as it is. A lot of people would agree with me

        • http://www.facebook.com/anastasia.marton Anastasia Marton

          Seriously? I am from NY and while Rakim is the undisputed King in my book…. It doesnt mean you can just shit all over one of the most influential rap groups ever.

    • http://www.DopeDandy.com/ JReddingRHC

      These are the words of a complete idiot…

    • DMV Native

      Dafuq?! Wu, Fugees, and ATCQ (no particular order) are the greatest rap groups of all time…period

    • http://www.facebook.com/devan.prithipaul Devan Prithipaul

      Kanye West is the best rapper to have ever lived.

      • Themediabull

        LOL

      • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.lutoski Kevin Lutoski

        Fuck Kanye West

  • BeenFresh

    Not feelin’ the trash talk though.. Anybody peep this if you love hiphop
    https://soundcloud.com/beenfresh91

  • Despise_Close-Minded

    Ignorant is the best word to describe the person who wrote the descriptions and reasons for people liking them. He groups people into certain categories if you like a person more than the other. Everyone feels different. You react to whoever you like the most because you feel it the most. Inspectah is my personal fav because killer bees is my personal fav and his words are the ones I “felt” the most.

    • Tj Matally

      Um, he mentioned that he was going to do that in the first paragraph so you had the choice not to read it…

  • Tina

    HA! I picked Ghost. With exception of liking rare females (well I do have rare female friends), everything is me. VERY interesting article.

  • Chains

    Man you got the inspectah deck shit all wrong, your ignorance is showing. scope his new album Czarface and try to tell me the others are still putting out that real sound

  • Luchini

    I can’t pick. It has to come down to the GZA or Ghost. But then you have to realize that RZA was the architect of ALL of this, so doesn’t he kind of have to be number 1? Based on all these descriptions though I guess Masta Killa would mostly be me cos I can’t understand how you can dog Deck like that after listening to the Czarface album (Deck + 7L & Esoteric) or how you can totally ignore U-GOD (yeh, I get it though).

  • http://www.facebook.com/anastasia.marton Anastasia Marton

    This article sucks balls. Disrespectful and I am pretty sure that “Skip Class” has absolutely no idea what exactly Hip Hop is. Respect those that paved the way… A path these bubblegum rappers have destroyed.

    • http://twitter.com/Rude_Liz Rude Liz

      haha ur dumb

  • http://www.cosmosuniversal.com Cosmos Universal

    ODB yeh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/ad.foamz AD Foamz

    Yeah, this article does indeed suck malodorous donkey balls, the piece actually had potential, until he totally shitted on anyone who didn’t feel Ghost was the coldest…..great concept, terrible execution…..

    • Dbo

      It’s just a fact, though.

  • JR

    its funny that there are people reading this and getting pissed, thinking its supposed to be an honest, in-depth critique of wu. lighten up tools.

  • FilleyOfSole

    Article about favorite Wu Tang Clan member determining personality? Why that must mean its time to correct the author of this article and assert that there have been better rap groups in the history of rap. Remember kids, just because someone wrote it on the internet doesn’t mean everyone suddenly thinks the same way.

  • Kevin

    Jesus Christ so many of you take this shit way too seriously. Lighten the fuck up. Also, I’m surprised LAS hasn’t been up on here schooling y’all haters. And anyways, Ghostface is the best. Holla at ya boy Skip

    • Lawrence

      100% not worth my time, dude.

      • Kevin

        Haha I feel you

  • Shasta

    This article was written by a dude wearing tassle loafers. Lighten up white dudes who love hip hop.

  • Dbo

    Ghost Deni!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mark.elum Mark Elum

    Ghostface Killah

  • BJONES

    Where’s Cappodana?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1661911459 Jonathan Lenglain

    Ghost is my favorite, but that shit about Inspectah Deck is garbage. How can you forget what he dropped on CREAM? Have you HEARD his opening verse on For Heaven’s Sake? Whenever he’s on the track, you know shit’s about to get serious – he’s in the back all quiet and then comes in with the nukes. He’s for the introverts who have mad hidden talent on the low.

  • http://www.facebook.com/illbethere Tuji Angba

    Big Baby Jesus

  • http://twitter.com/1000GramKeloe Craig Eloh

    Tony Starks 100, I really appreciate this article and it was pretty funny to read through the profiles, I definitely have the homie that would chase the one bad girl at the bbq off too .

  • Real Wu Tang fan

    Hey, you forgot about Redman and Cappadonna!!

    • Arladdin Loc

      They weren’t original member’s they came latter

  • hristo umoni

    my fav killa bee is Masta then GZA and Ghost

  • Arladdin Loc

    I don’t appreciate what the article said about method man !

  • Dee Spitty

    GZA Genius all fuckin day. The Live MC. Get outta here.

  • Roger

    The U-God write-up was pretty disrespectful. You write that no one would care if U-God didn’t show up to a Wu-Tang show… the thing is, U-God is one of the members most likely to turn up at the show, when other members might easily not appear. That’s got to count for something.

  • khaled

    i felt the same about u god until i saw him on the wu cribs episode. he warmed my heart in that shit

  • TRISTVN SKPN

    em ee tee aych oh dee – MAAAN

    I’m not a gentle
    maaan I’m a method man

  • Jordan Stearns

    Inspectah Deck or Rza and Odb is raw too. I’m gonna go with inspectah though.