The Least Sexy “Sexy” Music Videos Of All Time As Told Through GIFs

Recently it came to my attention that “Blurred Lines,” the Robin Thicke single featuring T.I. and an ageless Pharrell, reached #1 on the Billboard charts. This isn’t surprising—the song is a good, easy summer jam that I would definitely listen to after I chugged a beer on a rooftop somewhere and tried to make out with someone. It also helps that Billboard’s new charting structure takes into consideration the number of plays on YouTube and “Blurred Lines” has a buzzy, uncensored video complete with topless dancers riding bikes and gingerly grinding on the son of the dad from Growing Pains. Sounds sexy, right?

Well...sort of. Unfortunately, “Blurred Lines” falls into a long list of music videos that tried really hard to be sexy, but ultimately fell flat, sliding awkwardly into the categories of sad, ill-advised, or worst of all, really fucking creepy. Let’s review some more of the Least Sexy Sexy Music Videos of All Time.

Steve Dool is a writer based in New York City. Follow him on Twitter.

  • Dixon Hizbut

    Why would you talk this way about Michael?

  • HowlinWolf

    Mamase Mamasa make my skin crawl got me!