The Four Pins Guide To The Ultimate Cool Guy Jobs

Has your Tumblr been doing legit numbers lately? Your Instagram and Twitter feeds blowing up so much so that you had to turn off push notifications? Well, it’s about time you stopped fucking around and started making moves. You need to stop spending all your girlfriend’s hard earned sitting in an empty art gallery money and get yourself a cool guy job. What’s a cool guy job? YOU FUCKING LAME! ASKING THAT QUESTION IS LIKE SENDING UP A HERB FLARE. WE SEE THAT SHIT FROM, LIKE, SEVEN MILES AWAY, SON. LOL, I’m just playing. I’m not the guy that makes fun of you for not knowing what a vagina looks like. I’m the guy that tells you a vagina looks like those spitting dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. But don’t be scared baby boy, while landing a cool job can be tough, it’s no way as intimidating as vaginas are. Get your resume right and let's status up!

  • nicolazaro

    where am i on this list? what am i even? menswear game so misunderstood but whats a blog without enigma

    • Lawrence

      WOW, somebody is spoiled.

  • http://twitter.com/kangalex Alex Kang

    or you can just start your own run of the mill menswear brand…….
    see what i did there?

  • SC

    i don’t have enough floss for any of this shit

  • http://twitter.com/eyefivestyle Angelo

    I just hand dudes a hand scribbled note that says: reference – Larry Schloss, and then they throw money, clothes and hoes at me nonstop.

  • Themediabull

    It´s important to remember for every 1 legit photographer there are 50 pretentious hacks

    • http://Ces1ne.tumblr.com/ Ces1ne?

      But do any of ‘em get to take pictures of naked chicks & get paid for it……”

      • Themediabull

        Maybe not but they get to F them

        • http://Ces1ne.tumblr.com/ Ces1ne?

          Touché

  • http://www.facebook.com/Agarciaphoto Aldo A Garcia Solares

    shiit! I’m a photographer and I’m fuckin cool as shit on a snowy sidewalk homes. http://www.agarciaphoto.com

  • Erykah

    Marcus Troy.. blehhh

  • http://twitter.com/alexchevalier1 Alexander Chevalier

    Wow, I wonder what degree you need to become a professional influencer.

    • http://Ces1ne.tumblr.com/ Ces1ne?

      A Degree in Influencing….of course

  • WHITEDUDES4GETTINGTHEYREWHITE

    The TSB board….GOD. “Flyest crew in the game.” You people actually talk like this? Jesus. You’re wearing fucking tassle loafers for godsake.

  • Lugg

    Slo’ Down is the St. Lunatics member who wears the stupid mask. Nelly and Co. are no longer friends with Slo’ Down. I believe Nelly said something along the lines of, “at least make mixed drinks for us while we’re in the studio.” For those wondering. Very interesting history. Also moral lessons about hard work. The least you could do is mix some damn drinks.

  • AB

    how does marcus troy have time to sleep when there are so many people to influence

  • http://twitter.com/sixfive sixfive

    #12, dyin.