The Erotic Film Parodies That Need To Be Made Right Now

They say that there’s porn for just about every niche out there. No matter what you’re into, you can find it somewhere on the Internet. Maybe you like big ol' butts, or Asians or maybe you’re into Brazilian midgets rubbing mayonnaise on their genitals. There exists porn involving balloons, clowns and even Fraggle Rock. Whatever the case may be, you’re almost always guaranteed to find it in the dark, moist, recesses of the taint we call The World Wide Web.

But every once in while, you’ll find something that hasn’t been made into porn yet. And, for a moment, you observe this piece of culture in its unsullied, innocent majesty, before deciding that it should be ruined forever. The following list contains a bunch of movies that are each respectable pieces of art that I feel would be much appreciated additions to the porn parody canon.

Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.

  • get it got it

    the Mighty Ducks slide honestly had me dying