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The Four Pins Guide To Fantasy Football

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Tue, 08.26.14 at 9:29am

Follow these 18 steps and we guarantee you'll win your league. ...


The Best And Worst Dressed (And Most Heavily On Drugs) At The 2014 MTV VMAs

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Mon, 08.25.14 at 11:35am

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how hard you party. ...



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Fri, 08.22.14 at 12:13pm

In wartime it is crucial to know when to advance and when to retreat, playboys. I will keep this short and sweet since there is simply nothing left for me to explain about this situation to those of your who ...


Death By Seasoning

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Fri, 08.22.14 at 11:55am

You know what I fucking hate, dawgies? You gameless motherfucks. Nah, but seriously? When *apparel* stores stock stupid, artsy home furnishings. THAT IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WAS A GAMELESS MOTHERFUCK LIKE YOU! End really know what’s up. ...


Too Stressed To Be Blessed

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Fri, 08.22.14 at 10:18am

I’ve started to be able to evaluate my stress levels by how many drafts are in my email inbox. Right now, I have seven drafts, so I have seven works in progress: An article I’ve been pitching around, half an ...


Meet “The Most Photographed Man In New York” (Spoiler Alert: He Sucks)

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Thu, 08.21.14 at 2:06pm

I’m not exactly sure what the point of this NYT story is, but, then again, I’m never really all that sure about any NYT story in the Styles section. Apparently, homeboy “Di Mondo” (which means “of the world,” his real name is ...


An Ode To An Old Hustle

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Thu, 08.21.14 at 1:31pm

An old bard has knocked on the city gates once again after being exiled in the past due to extreme fuckery. One hears that the old bard goes by the name of Lupe Fiasco and this time around returns with ...


Drake Vs. Lil Wayne: The Saving Grace Of An Otherwise Unfortunate Existence

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Wed, 08.20.14 at 5:11pm

I’m flying to Paris tonight without a return ticket because I feel terrible about life. The last time I saw Drake—two weeks ago at OVO Fest—I was probably the happiest I’ve ever been. Now, the drugs are destroying me and ...


Dot Luxury Domains Now Available, We Frantically Switch Our URL

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Wed, 08.20.14 at 3:27pm

Listen the fuck up, everyone, because Four Pins is about to switch it up. WWD reports that the newest domain extension just added to the world wide web is dot luxury, as in “.luxury”. For the halfwits out there who have ...


T-Shirts Designed Specifically For Taking Selfies Are Here

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Wed, 08.20.14 at 12:52pm

Well, everyone, time to hang it up. It’s over. Hit the showers. Fashion and selfies have collided in that sort of “unstoppable force meets an immovable object” type of way and it’s making us me feel some type of way. ...