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Shia LaBeouf: Actor, Troll, Legend, Fashion Icon

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Wed, 10.15.14 at 1:07pm

A general appreciation honoring the young gawd. ...


My Mom Found Out How Much I Spend On Clothes And Sent Me An Email About It

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Wed, 10.15.14 at 12:04pm

My mom sent me the following email. It sat in my inbox, unread, until I had a double whiskey in my system. Her original email is presented here without any edits, followed by my commentary. ...


The Loser’s Guide To Cuffing Season

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Wed, 10.15.14 at 11:45am

How to make the most of your time alone. ...


Youth Is For The Young: A Crushing Revelation Of Personal Irrelevance

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Mon, 10.13.14 at 11:08am

Last month, I took my girlfriend to Charleston, South Carolina. We were out on the main drag when suddenly, from around a blind corner, a squad of drunk College of Charleston fratheads staggered into our path. One of them—a sweaty, ...


How To Deal With Being The Biggest Bricklayer In Your Squad

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Wed, 10.08.14 at 1:16pm

Social dynamics have largely remained the same since the first group of Romans decided to single out their weakest homie for flaunting that F/W 202 B.C. toga praetexta like it was still hot come February 201 B.C. Throughout the history ...


Twitter On Fleek: Corporate Memes, Joke Attribution And The Life Cycle Of Cool

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Wed, 10.08.14 at 11:16am

It’s 2014 and teens are coming up with new memes faster than we can clumsily appropriate them for Twitter jokes. We’ve weathered the storms of “it me,” “my anaconda don’t,” “bitch you guessed it,” people holding non-phone objects up to ...


The Addiction And Fatigue Of Travel

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Tue, 10.07.14 at 11:53am

I used to really like flying. It appealed to the obsessive-compulsive part of my brain, as well as the part that finds joy in military precision. Pack, taxi, check-in, security, food and you’re off. You did it. You got on ...


Under The #Influence With Four Pins

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Mon, 10.06.14 at 12:57pm

The resident swaglords of Four Pins school you on the basics of the alphet-bet. ...

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Hats Have Finally Evolved Into Pokemon Card All-Over Print

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Fri, 10.03.14 at 12:21pm

Wow guys, that’s it. We can delete this URL and move onto newer adventures. “And Alexander wept for he had no new lands to conquer…” or whatever the fuck. These are Pokemon card all-over print hats, available in both a ...


I Went To Paris Fashion Week And All I Got Was Stunted On

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Fri, 10.03.14 at 11:36am

A diary. ...