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In Defense Of Catey Shaw’s “Brooklyn Girls”

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Fri, 07.18.14 at 11:20am

It was probably during my seventh watching of “Brooklyn Girls,” the captivating, cloying, post-Lana Del Rey meme of a song by Catey Shaw that has taken the Internet by (relative) storm this week, that I realized it. The party scene, ...


GE Releasing Commemorative Moon Landing-Inspired Sneakers, We Make “69″ Jokes

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Thu, 07.17.14 at 3:00pm

Did you know that on July 20, 1969 at 4:18pm we landed on the Moon? Probably not because you’re, like, 11 and the Internet has rendered historical context moot. Anyways, GE—yeah General Electric—played a pretty big role in developing the ...


Nobody Cares How Many People You’ve Slept With

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Thu, 07.17.14 at 2:11pm

Your “number” doesn’t matter anymore. It never really did, but now we know that it doesn’t. No one talks about it. No one asks for it. At this point, we all assume that we’ve all been equally slutty and we’re ...


A Grown Ass Man’s Review Of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

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Thu, 07.17.14 at 11:48am

Easily the best video game about becoming famous for being famous ever. ...


Russell Westbrook’s Amazing Technicolor Dream

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Wed, 07.16.14 at 5:37pm

Professional run and jumper/fifth Ninja Turtle Russell Westbrook has blessed us with images of his new collaboration with Barneys by way of Jordan Brand and, at first glance, I’d say that I’m a bit surprised at how tame this capsule ...


Planet Hollywood Jacket Owner’s Guide: 2014 Edition

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Wed, 07.16.14 at 1:29pm

Congratulations! You are the new owner of a Planet Hollywood Jacket! Whether you bought the leather, varsity or denim style, you have made a choice that will impact the rest of your life—for the better, we hope! The Planet Hollywood ...


The Four Pins Guide To Fighting

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Tue, 07.15.14 at 3:01pm

Because it's the only way we know how to resolve conflicts. ...


The Science Of “Cool”

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Tue, 07.15.14 at 12:46pm

I’m a firm believer and supporter of modern science. But scientists trying to tell me that the bottle on the right is cooler than the normal water bottle on the left? GTFOH, science. I used that acronym because scientists likes ...


A Tale Of Alphet Hubris

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Tue, 07.15.14 at 10:57am

I’m sure we’ve all had an outfit or two fall flat despite our grandest intentions. It’s natural. It’s inevitable. We all can look back and laugh, taking comfort in the fact that it was all part of the process. You ...


Carefully Considered Media Diets

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Mon, 07.14.14 at 5:02pm

Seriously, the final frontier of being a next level influencer is interior design. “But I already spent all my unsupervised Internet time at work looking at clothing I won’t ever buy, streaming music I won’t ever buy and staring at ...