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Asshole Who Came Up With “Metrosexual” Coins Another Gem, “Spornosexual”

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Wed, 06.11.14 at 2:14pm

Guys, the asshole who came up with “metrosexual” has coined another portmanteau to describe men. Guess what it’s called? I’ll wait. Never mind. Fuck it. You’re not gonna guess it because it makes zero fucking sense. It’s “spornosexual.” Yeah, exactly. ...


Getting Out Of The Friend Zone

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Wed, 06.11.14 at 1:43pm

I never got to fuck Robyn. She effectively friend zoned me from fifth grade to the last time we hung out a few years ago. We made out for, like, 15 seconds my first weekend in college when she just ...


Honesty As Armor: Why Telling The Truth Became Cool

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Wed, 06.11.14 at 12:13pm

How telling the truth has ripened for our generation. ...

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England’s Jewels Remain Still Gleaming

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Wed, 06.11.14 at 12:01pm

30 years of hurt, jewels remain still gleaming… In 1996, comedians David Baddiel and Frank Skinner wrote a song to coincide with the Euro 96 tournament and basically remind everyone in England that the national side had been a decided ...


In Defense Of Justin Bieber (The Swag Lord, Not The Racist)

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Wed, 06.11.14 at 11:07am

Justin Bieber is tight. I believe that and I came here to preach that. But yo, I haven’t been that up on the latest news. I was unaware until I was Googling some Bieber facts that a newly released video ...


World Cup Kits Through The Ages, An Interactive Guide

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Tue, 06.10.14 at 3:45pm

We’re not that huge on infographics here, but sometimes there’s a good one that is both colorful and interactive enough for our simpleton brains. Like, this World Cup kit history put together by The Guardian, for example. Included are the ...


Fashion Grandpas, The Patronizing Instagram Account “Taking The Internet By Storm”

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Tue, 06.10.14 at 12:08pm

This is a photo of the babe behind Fashion Grandpas. What’s Fashion Grandpas? Only an Instagram account that sends out official press releases touting it as “the newest menswear account taking the internet by storm.” YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. If I ...


Mark Ruffalo And Zack Snyder Are The Same Person: A Conspiracy Theory

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Tue, 06.10.14 at 11:39am

Today, I woke up naked on my basement floor staring at a wall made up of pieces of information—clippings, papers, print-outs—connected by yarn and thumbtacks, manically defaced with red magic marker. I’ve been huffing spray paint fumes out of a ...


Bae Or Not Bae?

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Tue, 06.10.14 at 10:52am

A primer on superior options. ...


This Disney Music Video From 2011 Is The Most Influential #Menswear Song Of All Time TBH

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Mon, 06.09.14 at 12:57pm

If you’re rocking socks with sandals in 2014, thinking you’re on some next level shit, then we would like to direct your attention to the above music video. Composed by world renowned music group So Random! back in 2011, the ...