Murdered Out Toiletries

Do you guys have a fancy toothbrush yet? And no, not one of those weird vibrating ones, even though I hear a Sonicare is life-changing. No, I'm talking 'bout Morihata charcoal toothbrushes. Oh, you think that binchotan toothbrushes are weird? It's Japanese, dawg. It's not weird. It's automatically cooler and better than the free toothbrush you get from your dentist every six months. I cannot fucking wait to buy the black one. Murdered about toiletries is my new move. MY TRAVEL INSTAGRAMS ARE GONNA FLEX SO HARD. Even the hotel staff are gonna be like, "Damn, he is a messy son of a bitch and, clearly, all he's done in the city is shop. Seriously, does he know there are priceless works of art he can see? Oh shit, peep the toothbrush. This dude must is classy as fuck." But then they'll notice how much Seamless I've been ordering and realize I'm just a guy that is too lazy to be chauffeured by an underground train system to eat.

 

  • Dagoat Man

    Jon Moy, you are a desperate, desperate hypebeast. But you’re OUR desperate, desperate hypebeast. I wish you well for your toothbrush game

    • the “End”

      that all black is pretty dope though lol probably trying to charge you 20 bucks for it though….

  • ejmears

    Screw this over priced dentist grade crap, it’s all about the all black, contact less charging diamond clean. Step your oral hygiene game up. Dentures are for basic bitches.