The Four Pins Guide To Quitting Your Job

Hey you! Yeah, you, in the cubicle, with the Cheetos dust all over that Margiela fisherman sweater. You hate your job. Don’t try to tell me you like being Associate Researcher for Spreadsheet Efficiency, filling every Excel cell with each letter of the alphabet for some idiot boss named Steve who smells like Polo Blue by Ralph Lauren and calls you “Chumpy”. I know how to get you out. Let's explore.

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.

  • nerd

    did i… did I just get taught a legit life lesson on a sarcastic clothing website?

    • RaChEl SeViLlE

      I kept trying to think of jokes but it was so much easier to just be right

      • nerd

        Its good.

        • Nerd

          Hey, that’s my username you little fuckboy.

          • nerd-182

            happy??

          • Nerd

            >>

  • West Coast Keish

    The Command + H tip will definitely come in handy.

  • thebuddha

    Thanks for the article! I was able to take a few things from it and it made me feel like I’m on the right track.

  • James

    I came here for laughs and I leave with my life turned on its head.

  • old mate

    didn’t lawrence do this? ha