Finding A Girlfriend Is Way Harder Than Learning How To Make A Legit Hollandaise Sauce For Your Girlfriend

Let's talk about why you need a titanium French press. Sure, you only camp once every three years, but you do have a robust Instagram game and those fancy beans ain’t gonna brew themselves. Simply use this to make coffee in your shitty apartment. Imagine how amazing this will look on a wooden tray next to a small tumbler glass of fresh squeezed juice, some marmalade on toast and the perfect sunny side up egg. BREAKFAST IN BED GAME ON LOCK. Now you just need to find a girl that is willing to sleep in the same bed with you. FINDING A GIRLFRIEND IS WAY HARDER THAN LEARNING HOW TO MAKE A LEGIT HOLLANDAISE SAUCE FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

  • oma

    youll get a girlfriend one day jon, dont lose hope