Finally, A Useful Floppy Disk

Remember when 3.5" floppy disks and game cartridges were the bane of our youthful existence? That wonderful sound the spring-loaded metal slide used to make almost made the paltry 1.44 megabytes of storage bearable for over a decade. Now, generations old and new can bask in high-density glory with this enormous floppy disk table that even comes complete with a functional metal slide compartment to stash remotes, porn or your useless collection of old floppy disks. I mean, 2013, like any year, is all about being meta as fuck, isn't it?