Expensive Toothpicks Will Convince Everyone You Have Pica

Expensive accoutrement game on lock, motherfuckers! Daneson makes these spendy toothpicks in flavors like mint, salted birch (whatever the fuck a salted tree tastes like) and even single malt scotch. Everyone looks cooler with a toothpick in the side of their mouths, that’s a fact like how Serpico should be everyone’s style icon is a fact. Although I’m a big fan of expensive toothpicks, what I really want is someone to make an expensive version of a chew stick. Do you guys remember when Questlove used to always be chewing on them joints? I bought a bunch of chew sticks from a holistic shop when I was in college. I actually really liked them, although everyone in my Neuroscience class was just convinced I had Pica.