How To Date A Girl Who Is Way Out Of Your League

Well, well, well. I don’t know how you did it, but somehow you’ve found yourself dating a siren with a closet full of suits she had made on Savile Row and a mind full of stuff like, “It was pretty chill to design that New Balance with Sky Ferreira for our limited edition Etsy collection.”

You’re feeling grossly inadequate: She’s like a 9 or 10, your friends tell you, and you think you’re a 5 or 6. Add those together and subtract 2 for the winter and add one because math, and you get a number! (That’s what you’re supposed to do with those “scale of 1 to 10” rankings, right?) And that number means insecurity! Instability! And the ghoulish possibility of romantic insurrection! To quell your fears, here’s our guide to keeping that woman you’ve sensationally landed.

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.

  • Gon_Freaks

    Got her #SQUAD

  • Men

    Rachel, I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about most of the time. I read these posts hoping that something might spark my interest, but as usual I haven’t got a clue.

  • Men

    Rachel, I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about most of the time. I read these posts hoping that something might spark my interest, but as usual I haven’t got a clue.

  • Hotmilf69

    The Bible

  • abel27

    pretty sure 90% of these rules apply for any girlfriend not just the one’s that are out of your league. Still some good pointers for some folk I guess. Good post Rachel!

  • Cliff

    Showed my girlfriend this. She said I nailed it. Kidding. She broke up with me after realizing how out of my league she really is. I miss you boo.

  • Androidicorn

    I’ll keep this in mind for whenever I get… a ‘girlfriend’. Is that what you call it?

  • AssassinsMorten

    Why does this article assume that “way out of your league” means “fashion expert/ way vain”? That’s just stupid. The girls way out of my league that I’m interested in are in a different league than a vain, superficial bitch…

    • Cruella Seville

      So what are they like? Tremendously non-angry?

      • http://www.thedigitalhq.com/ The Digital HQ

        Maybe he means smart, enjoys similar activities and isn’t busy doing duckface selfies on FB/twitter and worrying about brainless fashion trends?

        • Cruella Seville

          And when did I ever define the “out of your league girl” as someone busy doing duckface selfies on FB/twitter etc., etc.?

  • Tyrone Deza

    OK well im in bronze 2 and I like this girl in Silver 5 so i hope this works =3

  • someasiankid

    I died at “Who the fuck is Harper’s Bazaar.”