Classing Up Coach With Cashmere

You don’t actually use the complimentary blankets and pillows airlines give you, do you?! You do realize that if humans are given anything that isn’t theirs, like a complimentary pillow or a bed in a hotel room, they will do the most disgusting, vile things with those items. DO NOT EVER USE AN AIRPLANE PILLOW. I GUARANTEE THEM JOINTS IS COVERED IN THE STRANGEST, SCARIEST FILTH KNOWN TO MAN REGARDLESS OF BEING "CLEANED". Instead, when you’re strapped into your seat in steerage, bust out a luxurious cashmere travel pillow/eye mask combo or blanket. Yes, you can only afford to fly coach, but you brought a $185 pillow to class the joint up a little bit.

  • Richard Le

    Haha, apparently these shops and designers are scared to death that dudes will run out of stuff to buy…