CdG Scent Life

OH SNAP, THIS MURDERED OUT INCENSE COMES IN A BOX THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE REALLY FANCY VIRGINIA SLIMS. I'm all about that CdG scent life because their stores always smell like heaven. Or maybe just smell like wealth, I'm not sure. All I know is that if you burn some of this expensive ass nag champa that girl that volunteers as a docent on free Fridays at the art museum will be super into you making her a roast chicken dinner. REMEMBER, BRINING IS YOUR BEST FRIEND WHEN IT COMES TO COOKING POULTRY. Also, always use a condom. Even volunteer docents can burn you.

  • Sniffy

    Kyoto is the tits

  • HAHNNN!

    havent these shits been on the market for like a decade?