Americans Copping Less Basic Bitch Shit

According to a new report by some researcher people, Americans have been steadily reducing the amount of basic bitch products they cop for their homes and lives, like detergent and packaged snacks and shit. Also, dudes are broing out and not shaving, which means shaving companies are hurting. (#FuckMovember?) I mean, I guess this is bad for the economy or whatever, but then again, it's positive that Americans are buying fresh food and not being basic. That said, I ate some Mint Oreos the other day and they were decidedly un-basic. I don't know what this really means, so keep doing whatever the fuck you wan. Seacrest out.

  • Dillon

    lol smh you guys don’t even own apartments and call others basic haha