Al Roker Money

Damn, look at Tenue de Nimes over there in Amsterdam creating home furnishings. The Tenue de Nimex x Pastoe collection features the classic FM06 steel wire armchair with Japanese denim upholstery. Very dope furniture is the next wave, guys. I mean, at some point you're gonna have to invite people over to your apartment, despite your misanthropic ways. Letting people drink your Pellegrino sucks, but you can make up for it by making them jealous of your furniture. You think I'm for play, but I just bought a crock the other day. YEAH, AN EARTHENWARE CROCK TO HOLD BLANKETS AND ANOTHER ONE TO HOLD POTTING SOIL. This is what you have to look forward to if you wanna be a lifestyle guru. I'm gonna start calling myself a "lifestyle guru" so I can get on The Today Show. I feel like once you're on The Today Show you're making real scrill as a content creator. I'm one "If Rappers Were Neoclassical Paintings" list away from Al Roker money.

  • Anthony Sykes II

    Lifestyle posts are my favorite type of posts from you guys.