20 Things Famous Works Of Art Can Teach You About Women

Do you ever look at a painting and cry? That’s because your pathos vibes are out of control! Art reveals something deep about the human spirit and teaches you lessons about life that can only be articulated through colors and oil and a flick of bundled horsehair. At least, that’s what I read on a pillow (it was a really an embroidered body pillow).

Art has lots to say about lots (that was on a smaller pillow, sort of a lower back thing), but it has perhaps the most to say about women. Women are confounding creatures, but art, as you’re about to learn, is ready to expose all their secrets and tell you everything you need to know to interface with the other half of the world.

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.

  • MM

    This was pretty shitty….wanted to like it but just sucked.

  • Lex

    not your best mang…

  • tight about this

    fucking rachel

  • Dick Rooster

    This could have been so good, Rache…..

    Try harder next time, fuccgirl

  • qrct1

    Lmao the first two sentences were everything

  • Androidicorn

    Me thinks a lotta people clicked expecting actual advice… myself included.

  • brando

    I Have seen a lot of these pieces in person and they physically moved me & and you almost sullied those memories with this week shit. “women don’t like boats” fucking ignorant.

  • smh

    With each article Rachel writes I become more sure that she hates women and has no female friends. Thank you for doing your part in spreading misogyny.

  • http://www.datsmastyle.me/ Dave Anthony

    I am not a big fan of art.
    http://www.datsmastyle.me

  • electrelane

    This was so bad i really have no words. This girl is the laziest, least thoughtful writer I have ever encountered on a seemingly otherwise coherent and intelligent site. At this point I have begun to read her posts if only to validate my opinion of just how bad she is at writing, and to also prove to myself that to be able to continue to publish such garbage here there has to be nepotism going on…b/c there could be no other explanation. Please, Four Pins; do better!

  • Holden

    I wasted a couple of minutes reading this and wondered, “why is this so fucking awful?” Then I saw who the writer was. Rachel, please stop writing; everything you have written on fourpins is absolute trash, please for both our sakes stop. Pursue another hobby/career choice, because writing will not work out for you. Editors of fourpins, please stop posting her shit, it drags the quality of the entire site down.