What’s Cooler Than A Selfie?

You know what’s cooler than a selfie? Sick mise-en-scène Instagram videos of your apartment. You can have your expensive magazines arranged carefully on your Ikea coffee table that looks like those George Nelson benches and you can have these vintage target posters on the wall amongst all your dying house plants. And if that girl with the Jessica Rabbit thigh tattoo is like, “Really? Gun range posters?” just be like, "AT LEAST IT’S NOT A WES LANG SKULL WEARING A HEADDRESS OR A 'PERSIA' RUG I BOUGHT ON ORCHARD STREET. THINGS COULD BE WAY WORSE."

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