Score With Hipster Chicks

Don’t be the guy that doesn’t have a bottle opener. Do you really want to let that gnarly girl with the weird haircut and gun tattooed on her shoulder blade open the microbrew with her teeth again? She's cool, but also really emasculating at the same time. Need Supply obviously wants you to score with hipster chicks because they are offering this keychain bottle opener for $36.50. Props for adding the 50 cents, although it would have been cooler if it was a super random amount like $36.27. It would also be cooler if this fucking bottle opener wasn't more expensive than a twelve pack, damn.