Yo, Draught Dry Goods, you get me. The getaway duffel is called the getaway duffel because it was designed to hold a million dollars in cash. How much would a million dollars in cash weigh? Depends on the denomination you’re...
My B, your life is only as important as your accoutrements. When it comes time to casually throw your shit on a coffee table, while you furious search for your cigarettes, you had better be packing. A leather iPhone case...
Technically this is a “booney” hat, so I don’t want to hear shit from the anti-bucket establishment. If you were really real, and I mean, like, really real, you’d clip your SkyTel to the straps on the hat. That would...
Evidently even Dubai, a city I thought was literally dripping in wealth, has been hit hard by the economic downturn. And by “hit hard,” I mean rich motherfuckers are abandoning their cars to avoid defaulting on their loans. Defaulting or...
You can thank the folks at Parabellum for making this portfolio/attaché thing. I dunno what you call it, but I do know you will look classy and important carrying this around the city. People will wonder what kind of documents...
Lots of you fools are always going on about the next Seiko, which is the next Timex, which is the next Casio—great manufacturers who provide a solid timepiece at a responsible price. Having said that, nobody wants to bro out...
Normally I avoid anything with the word “Ibiza” in the product description like the plague because I’m pretty sure Ibiza invented the foam party and foam parties are where you go if you want to be sold into sex slavery....
I never realized the importance of a fancy candle in keeping your interiors game extra on point until I visited a good friend’s apartment. This unnamed friend is a low-key influencer, which means he influences your favorite influencers. It’s fucking...
This #hashtaghat from #ebbetsfieldflannels and #theknottery is highly #menswear, which is good for you and probably #superdepressing for your #girlfriend, who wishes you lived more #inthemoment and were less of an #internetbasedlifeform #shoutoutthatdudejose. She doesn’t give a shit that #nickwooster liked...
I get it, Mr. Porter, I get it. This letter opener is an antique and technically could potentially be seen as artwork or something. But a fucking G bar for a letter opener? This is the ultimate rich douche accessory....
