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The Great American Pastime That Is Staring At A Girl’s Boobs While Wearing Sunglasses

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Thu, 04.17.14 at 1:22pm

Sunglasses are to summer what scarves are to winter. Yes, you can get away with not wearing them, but you probably should for style and practical reasons. See, then you can get away with not looking people in the eye ...

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People Will Just Assume You Have A French-Canadian Friend

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Thu, 04.17.14 at 12:58pm

Yo, this visvim candle will run you exactly $164. Or 180 if you’re Canadian. SUCK IT, CANADIANS. HIROKI AND THE GLOBAL ECONOMY HAVE CONSPIRED AGAINST YOU. Anyways, I was gonna go on and on about how outrageous spending 164 dollars ...

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Commissioning Shit Like A Florentine Oligarch

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Thu, 04.17.14 at 10:54am

White Mountaineering and Larose Paris present two hat silhouettes available in two different patterns from White Mountaineering’s S/S 14 collection. To celebrate, Michael Thorsby was commissioned to make next level stands to showcase the headgear. Don’t you guys wish you ...

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A Bag So Expensive It Probably Comes With A Free Brazzers Subcription

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Wed, 04.16.14 at 12:58pm

Frank Clegg has been working that leather since 1970, which means his skills have that ill patina. They just re-launched their online store courtesy of creative agency Knowuse, making it easier than ever to cop this $9,000 alligator duffle bag. ...

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New Technology Recommends What Colors To Add To Your Outfit (Assuming You Want To Ruin It)

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Fri, 04.11.14 at 3:22pm

AS Colour, a brand out of Australia, wants you to wear more color because they are not about that sad boy life. As they demonstrate in the above video, 83% of their sales come in the form of the color ...

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Even A Bluetooth Selife Remote Can’t Save You From Looking Like An Asshole

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Fri, 04.11.14 at 1:39pm

Of all of my first world problems (and trust me, there are dozens), selfie convenience isn’t really one of them. My skills, as I’ve demonstrated, are pretty top notch, using the phone itself as an accessory to the photo rather ...

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Hermés’s $14,000 Baseball Glove

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Thu, 04.10.14 at 4:25pm

This right here is a fourteen thousand dollar baseball glove. Yup. Do people who have 14K to spend on a baseball glove even know how to play catch? Probably not, right? I don’t know. Baseball seems a pretty déclassé sport ...

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“Quaint” Just Means There’s No WiFi

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Wed, 04.09.14 at 4:02pm

Haerfest is pronounced “harvest,” ya dickbags. Speaking of bags, peep these backpacks that are perfect for casual stunting at your local public transportation spot or, my preferred lifestyle flex, the weekend getaway. You just overstuff one of these badboys with ...

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Behold, The Dick Tie!

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Wed, 04.09.14 at 3:07pm

Wow, just when I thought Etsy was about to take the crown for stupid, unnecessary products, Kickstarter kicks down the door and comes in swinging with some fucking dick ties. Yeah, that’s a dick tie you’re looking at. While in ...

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The Difference Between Mayans And Aztecs

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Tue, 04.08.14 at 10:55am

Consider this vintage rug expertly curated by the folks at Three Potato Four because it is Native American and thus highly spiritual and important to your living space/Instagram photos. Let’s be honest, you’re not getting the deposit back anyway after ...