How To Judge Candles Since You Can’t Smell Through Google Chrome

You know what's got to be the hardest job in copywriting? Describing candle scents. WHAT THE FUCK DOES TUBEROSE EVEN SMELL LIKE? Since you can’t smell shit through Google Chrome yet, the only way I judge candles is by their pricepoint. Clearly, the more expensive the candle, the better it smells. These Cire Trudon candles are $95 a piece, so they probably smell fairly decent. Just remember, only burn them for, like, 4 to 5 minutes. You gotta get your money’s worth outta these things.