UNIONMADE is offering this perpetual calendar by Massimo Vignelli. Why a calendar? One, its simple design will look good on that battlefield you call a desk. Two, it’s about time you own a calendar. The one on your phone that you never check and has two birthdays saved in it doesn’t count, homeboy. Also, home/office furnishings are the new camo pocket square—the detail that everyone is paying attention to. Plus when a girl sees this in your place, she may overlook the lack of wall décor and troubling lack of food in the refrigerator. Honestly, do you even know what day it is today?