Tue, 05.21.13 at 5:28pm
You can thank the folks at Parabellum for making this portfolio/attaché thing. I dunno what you call it, but I do know you will look classy and important carrying this around the city. People will wonder what kind of documents...
Tue, 05.21.13 at 11:20am
Lots of you fools are always going on about the next Seiko, which is the next Timex, which is the next Casio—great manufacturers who provide a solid timepiece at a responsible price. Having said that, nobody wants to bro out...
Tue, 05.21.13 at 10:35am
Normally I avoid anything with the word “Ibiza” in the product description like the plague because I’m pretty sure Ibiza invented the foam party and foam parties are where you go if you want to be sold into sex slavery....
Mon, 05.20.13 at 4:45pm
I never realized the importance of a fancy candle in keeping your interiors game extra on point until I visited a good friend’s apartment. This unnamed friend is a low-key influencer, which means he influences your favorite influencers. It’s fucking...
Mon, 05.20.13 at 3:31pm
This #hashtaghat from #ebbetsfieldflannels and #theknottery is highly #menswear, which is good for you and probably #superdepressing for your #girlfriend, who wishes you lived more #inthemoment and were less of an #internetbasedlifeform #shoutoutthatdudejose. She doesn’t give a shit that #nickwooster liked...
Thu, 05.16.13 at 5:23pm
I get it, Mr. Porter, I get it. This letter opener is an antique and technically could potentially be seen as artwork or something. But a fucking G bar for a letter opener? This is the ultimate rich douche accessory....
Thu, 05.16.13 at 1:30pm
Let’s face it, everybody needs a good go-everywhere-do-all-everything bag in their lives. Enough of this “seven bags to go with seven outfits” fashion bullshit. I’m straight sonning the competition with a swift roundhouse kick to the face from the Topo...
Wed, 05.15.13 at 1:59pm
Draught Dry Goods’ new collection is called “Five Finger Discount” and features this beach tote. With the water resistant bottom you can totes forget about this tote when you’re frolicking in the water with that girl who wears vintage bikinis...
Wed, 05.15.13 at 12:41pm
Oi Polloi is carrying these sweet and simple Ebbets Field Flannels baseball caps. AND, OF COURSE, THOSE BRITISH MOTHERFUCKERS JUST HAD TO INCLUDE A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY REFERENCE. It’s cool though, all I know about England is that outside of...
Tue, 05.14.13 at 3:45pm
On today’s episode of The Week in Bucket Hats, we’re covering the importance of multiple product shots. Most of the time you only get one or two shots of a bucket on a store’s website. That’s probably because, you know,...